8. Drugs - Ab-Soul
There are many songs about drugs, but there are only two songs about drugs that sound exactly like the drugs they are singing about: Golden Brown by the Stranglers, and Ab-Soul's Drugs.
Maybe also Tangerine by Led Zeppelin. Although that might actually be about tangerines. So, the jury's still out on that one.
I did drugs, once. They tasted like hot buttery popcorn. It was pretty great. It was like I was inside an episode of Stranger Things, except, like, instead of being inside it, I was distant from it, like I was watching it, from a distance. Not a great distance; I was pretty close. Like, maybe two metres away. On a couch. Drugs was like watching Stranger Things on Netflix. So, you know, pretty great. Five stars, would recommend.
In retrospect it's possible I was actually sitting on the couch, eating popcorn while watching Stranger Things on Netflix. Is that drugs? Who can say for sure. Science still hasn't figured out exactly what drugs are, so as far as I'm concerned drugs are a state of mind, they're a feeling, and right now I feel like I want hot buttery popcorn.
For making me want to eat popcorn while watching Stranger Things on Netflix, Drugs is my 8th best song of 2016.