12. Oh Shit!!! - Injury Reserve
Can we talk about punctuation for a second?
What the fuck is this?
Seriously, what are you doing here? An exclamation mark is a sentence terminator. For the grammatically impaired, a sentence terminator terminates a sentence. What's going on here? Were you concerned that, after applying one sentence terminator, your sentence was somehow still going? Had it survived a fatal gunshot wound? Was it crawling in agony through the dirty city backstreets at night, desperately clawing its way to a flickering orange street light and the distant sounds of activity in the vain pursuit of salvation? Was your sentence clinging on to the last vestiges of its existence? Did you find it, gurgling and choking on the blood in its lungs and, in a moment of uncanny mercy, defiantly, tenderly, put two more bullets in its brain in order to conclude the futility of its pain? Is that what you did, Injury Reserve, is it? Did you euthanise your exclamation, Injury Reserve? Have you seen so many exclamations and interjections and phrases revive as the walking dead that you just had to be sure this one stayed in the ground? Is that why you have three exclamation marks, Injury Reserve?? Is it???
Despite having the worst ratio of punctuation to verbage I have ever seen, Oh Shit!!! is the 12th best song of 2016.